You might be in Med School if…
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You know what microscopic disease-causing class that picture is of and can name the structure of its capsid.
You see neurons in soap suds in your shower.
You feel like vomiting and automatically lay in the rescue position
When drinking, you and your friends think that the increase in your AST/ALT tomorrow is going to be hilarious!
You still do drugs, but at least you know what they do to you. And never fail to inform those you’re doing them with.
You blame neurotransmitters for anything going wrong in your life
You can have a conversation about the abscess you drained today while eating cream of ...
